BSP Episode 117: Big Trouble in Little China
Adam is now David.
David botches the intro.
Phil threatens David’s colon.
High level impressions.
David makes arbitrary, “I haven’t seen Ghostbusters.” Comment.
Sarah can’t figure out how to use the chatroom.
Who else could have been Jack Burton?
Phil uses Kim Cattrall to cross the streams of Egg Shen and Yoda.
Phil condones lubing up of Kim Cattrall.
Phil calls out ‘that one white guy’ in the movie.
(Why is Phil leading the conversation?)
Phil drops some truck trivia.
And now we jump on the plot train…
David calls out Darrell as a racist.
Is anyone else snickering whenever they say ‘Wang’?
Rule 34 is mentioned.
Kurt Russell = Will Smith
Sarah gets her nails done with dudes.
Phil owned a Fiero. Listen for it… David is getting bored.
Green Eyes = Bucket Leather Seats.
Security is probably the only thing that’s tight at the White Tiger.
David does Egg Shen. No one calls him out as racists.
David comments about the size of Wang.
Quotes from the movie and laughter.
Out of context quote:
“… Wang and Jack off…”, said David.
Phil sets the story straight… in creepy voice.
David gets upset when Phil starts quoting Egg Shen early. Not because it’s out of order, but because Phil beats him to the quote.
Oh hell, just listen an enjoy. Seriously, why are you reading this?
Egg Shen is the Asian Neville Longbottom. (This explains soooo much about David.)
Phil and David talk about someone who isn’t there to defend himself. And they’re wrong.
Sarah and Chris are apparently involved in some role-reversal.